Evil tips - heating

Dearest Minions,

As we are in a heatwave, I thought that I would give you tips to keep you warm.

Put a blanket underneath your flat/fitted sheet - the more layers underneath the better.

Make sure your radiators are clean and dust free

Put a sheet of aluminum foil behind your radiators, this will reflect the heat out.

Investigate if you can get a warm front grant to improve your home.

Snuggles

EE

Evil tips - cans

Dearest Minions,

Put your tin cans containing food upside down when you store them. This will do two things:

1- Make it easier to get the last bit out of the tin, the food should flow out having been stored upside down.

2- Annoy the fuck out of anyone trying to go through your cupboards to find something.

EE