EVIL EDNA'S Challenge CSI

Dearest Treasured Minions,
Todays challenge for you is to pick a CSI ie New York etc. and make a phone call in the style of it.

This maybe difficult if you pick ginger from Miami as it is hard to verbally take off sun glasses.

EE

EVIL EDNA'S Challange

Dearest Minions,

My newest challenge is to fit the phase syphilitic ........ then the same small mamal of your choice, stoats, waesals, rabbits, voles etc. into conversation. eg "this room smells like syphilitic mole's urine." "that idea was as attractive as a syphilitic wallaby's bum." the uses are endless, espeacially at garden parties and BBQs.

Go forth my minions

EE

EVIL EDNA'S Challange

Dearest Minions,

Whilst surveying my domain and sampling the various drinks with salacious names, I made a harded cocktail making bartender blush. He matched his shirt. I therefore challenge you, dear minions, to go out and make a cocktail making bartender blush just by requesting drinks on the menu.

Go forth my minions......

EE

EVIL EDNA'S Challenge

Dearest Minions,

I have another challenge for you to progress along the path of minionship.

You must hold a conversation replying only in mmms, a sort of hum, but slowly and without the others involved in the conversation knowing, change the hums to sound more and more like animal sounds.
The easiest way is to start with a moo....

GO FORTH MY MINIONS!

(evil laughter)
EE