Saturday, 23 May 2009
Twlight - emo twaddle
I have just wasted precious minutes of my life watching putrid emo romance. I was watching it with someone who did enjoy it and had to clamp my teeth shut so as not to grind them to dust. I longed for Buffy to appear and stake everyone in the film so as to save me from the lamentable dialogue and "vegetables could do better"acting.
I love hammer horror and frequently watch the films to get inspiration as to what to create in my lab. However, I believe not even the giant blood sucking moth could compete with the horror that is the dialogue on this film "are you talking to me about the weather?" "yes, I guess so."
Rest assured minions when I rule the world, this film will only be used as a torture device.