Dearest Minions,
I wanted to unveil my new mutant army and here it is. As you can see it is the delectable Boris Johnson grafted on to fungus, with this I will take OVER THE WORLD. (They move like triffids and unlike old Daleks can climb stairs.)
Please rest assured that all my beloved minions will be safe from the yawning menace as they are known.
Tootles
