WRAPPING PAPER DOOM

Dearest Minions,

Every Christmas enough wrapping paper is chucked in the bin to cover Gurnsey (have a look at recyclezone for some facts and figures.) This is bollocks, just cover it in paper and tie a bow.

I have decided to wage war this Christmas, on wrapping paper. I am going to use bags (made and bought) and recycle old wrapping paper and packaging. I will try to use bags as much as possible so that they can be passed, on re-used, given to the ugly ect.


Above is an example of the pyjamas that are given immortality (ok maybe just a bit more time) by being turned into gift bags.

Join ME and save the channel islands! Bergrac needs YOU!

EE

Lentils - the hidden danger

Dearest Minions,

Lentils - responsible for the deaths of thousands of Hippies. The buggers jump AND burn! so much for sodding health food. I have a burn mark on my hand.

EE

PUBLISHED

Dearest Minions,

I have had one of my ATCs (artist trading cards) published in the craft stamper I am over the moon and very pleased to be published in such a well thought of mag.

The ATCs are not yet up on the site but I will publish a link when they are, just another step towards global domination.

EE

chav hunting

Dearest Minions,

it is a really good exercise and really works out the asbo problem. Do indulge.

EE

eco friendly modes of transport

Dearest minions

here are two modes of transport that I intend to implement when I rule the world.

I can not wait to see top gear, James May on the lily pad talking about the handling and whether he can get radio 2 reception. Clarkson would be moaning about the drag on the old Meg and Mog model.

EE

art on the darkside challenge - day of the dead

Dearest minions

this is my entry to the Art on the dark side challenge of day of the dead. This is my version of santa muerte. The writting is from the graphics fairy the glam wench is from the wonderful vintage images and the overlayed skull is from the digital halloween kit from itkuppli.

thank you minions