Tuesday, 14 July 2009
recycle - I don't want a shit heap
There is no point in taking over the world and bending it to my will if it is a pile rotting Y-fronts. I do not recycle, save water and try to reuse whereever possible because I am a greenie but rather because when I invite other evil overloads to my planet for coffee, I want them to say how nice it is.
Also and not equal to my command above, saving the planet fills me with a great sense of smuggness. I know that is unfasionable to say how pleasurable being smug is but as Mitchell and Webb would agree smug is good.