recycled ATC

Dearest Minions,

After going to the Suffolk showcase and it's big way cooler sister the Royal Acdemys summer exhibition, I have been really inspired here are some ATCs that I made using the packaging of a nail varnish pack and a new stamp I bought from the wonderful Tanda stamps.

Way better than some of the bollocks on show, but art critics can be so exhibitionist.

EE

Recycling tetra packs

This is bloody excellent have a look, it tells you how to turn a carton into a wallet and combat the evil that is tetra packs.

go forth my minions.

EE

Evil Edna's Laws - disorganization

AAAAAHHHHHH! THEY MUST ALL BE ROASTED AND EATEN WITH PATE. E.on =bastards!

EE

EVIL EDNA'S Challange

Dearest Minions,

My newest challenge is to fit the phase syphilitic ........ then the same small mamal of your choice, stoats, waesals, rabbits, voles etc. into conversation. eg "this room smells like syphilitic mole's urine." "that idea was as attractive as a syphilitic wallaby's bum." the uses are endless, espeacially at garden parties and BBQs.

Go forth my minions

EE

recycle - I don't want a shit heap

Dearest Minions,

There is no point in taking over the world and bending it to my will if it is a pile rotting Y-fronts. I do not recycle, save water and try to reuse whereever possible because I am a greenie but rather because when I invite other evil overloads to my planet for coffee, I want them to say how nice it is.

Also and not equal to my command above, saving the planet fills me with a great sense of smuggness. I know that is unfasionable to say how pleasurable being smug is but as Mitchell and Webb would agree smug is good.

EE