Dearest Minions,
I wanted to unveil my new mutant army and here it is. As you can see it is the delectable Boris Johnson grafted on to fungus, with this I will take OVER THE WORLD. (They move like triffids and unlike old Daleks can climb stairs.)
Please rest assured that all my beloved minions will be safe from the yawning menace as they are known.
Tootles
*displays my minionosity like never before lest the Yawning Menace gets carried away by bloodlust and the distinctions between Minions amd Munch-ables become blurred*
ReplyDeleteFabulous creations Mistress, they will put the world to sleep in no time, allowing you to take absolute control mwahahahaha!
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Very cool- you are so creative!!
ReplyDeletePure genius...I mean the creator of course ;0) x
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